- Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
- I'm not lazy ..just on energy saving mode.
- If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
- A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
- My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
- More than 300 million active users on Facebook! You’re not alone!
- I dont insult people… I just describe them..lol
- Teacher: "You failed the test." Me:"You failed to educate."
- Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
- They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!
Soon I will be a genius.
- After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
