Friday 14 September 2012

Funny Facebook Status

May your life someday be as interesting as you make it out to be on Facebook.

I don't hate you but just say if you were on fire and i had a cup of water ill drink it.

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.

I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected.

People change and become what they said it will never be.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

X is making friends and influencing people.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down.

Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.

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