Dreams visit us when we are asleep,,but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day..& gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!Good Morning.
I woke up this morning and saw a raccoon and a squirrel playing chess on my front porch. Now I know it's gonna be a crazy ass day.
Good morning all.. it’s time to greet the day.. make the best of it come rain or shine.
The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is waiting for you to wake up.wake up and say good morning.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.
May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Morning.
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey
Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING
