Christmas Quotes

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don't clean it up too quickly.
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 This is Christmas: not the tinsel, not the giving and receiving, not even the carols, but the humble heart that receives anew the wondrous gift, the Christ.
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Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
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May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
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When we have the spirit of Christmas, we remember Him whose birth we commemorate at this season of the year
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 Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.

Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
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 Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!  ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836
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 “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
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Funny Quotes

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: “Awww”
Girl: and s4?? . .Salesman: “Awww” + “Awww”
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I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
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Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
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Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey 

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

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You are my guide,
Correcting my mistakes,
Teaching me values, And a lot of good care.
 feet tall.”
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 . "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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  "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.
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 "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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Diwali Quotes

There's always something warm and bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheer, that's why, this special greeting comes your way, to wish you all life's best, on Diwali and in the coming year, too.
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Dear all, Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.
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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck
and Fulfills all your
dearest dreams!
Happy Diwali….
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May millions of lamps illuminate ur life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing u and ur family a very
"HAPPY DIWALI"
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It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
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May The Millions Of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless Joy, Love, Prosperity, Health, Wealth And Happiness. Wish U And Your Family A Happy Deepawali…
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 Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, diwali ka Tyoha
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--/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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Good Morning Wishes

Morning Coolness,

Rising Sun,
Singing Birds,

Melting Dew,

Along wid dis little heart

Wishing U A Very Glorious Good Morning.
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Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
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morning is a wonderfull theo from God, if still recognised it means you are blessed! then have a massive day with family and friends too …. good morning
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When you arise in the morning,
Think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive
To breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
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Every morning you have two choices, continue ur sleep with dreams or WAKE UP and chase ur dreams. CHOICE IS YOURS. GOOD MORNING
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 Dear Customer,
Your sleeping time has expired. You cannot use the bed any more.
To subscribe again please wait for the night to fall.
Good Morning!
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 You r not as good as
when everybody tells u when u win,
& u r never as bad as
they say about u when u lose.
Gud Morning..!!
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For a nice friend
“nice morning”..

For a sweet friend
“sweet morning”

For a loving friend
“lovely morning *******************************

Cute Quotes

No Matter How many gorgeous faces
You set Your eyes upon!
If you already set
Your heart for someone..
You will hardly notice anyone.. !
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Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)
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"It's better to cry than to be Angry;
because
Anger hurts other,
while Tears flow Silently through the Soul
and Cleanses the Heart".. !
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"If silence is Meant to be the best for all situations..
Then why we all get so hurt
when people don't talk to us"..?
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Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

Good Night Quotes

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams...
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Saying Good night is not a Formality or Due to free message,
It's the art of Saying that I remember you in "My last minute of the Day "
Good Night.
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Night is the nice gift
so open the gift
By closing your eyes
you will see the another world waiting for u
enjoy the sweet dream...

So Good Night.....
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I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite......
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I was looking out the windows Thinking about the person I care most & Guess who came into my mind...you. So, just want to wish you Goodnight :)
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I wish that u visualize
a sweet multi sequential form
of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently
in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.
In short,
Gud Nite!!!!

Good Morning Facebook Status

• Good morning. The world goes up and goes down. The sunshine follows the rain and yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown can never come over again
• When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. good morning and have a good day.
• Attention please! All the passengers who`re travelling
  in the sweet dreams are requested to open their
  eyes.We`ve landed safely in a beautiful day....GOOD
  MORNING......
• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
• Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.