Funny Quotes

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: “Awww”
Girl: and s4?? . .Salesman: “Awww” + “Awww”
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I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
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Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
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Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey 

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

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You are my guide,
Correcting my mistakes,
Teaching me values, And a lot of good care.
 feet tall.”
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 . "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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  "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.
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 "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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