Funny Quotes

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: “Awww”
Girl: and s4?? . .Salesman: “Awww” + “Awww”
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I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
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Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
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Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey 

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

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You are my guide,
Correcting my mistakes,
Teaching me values, And a lot of good care.
 feet tall.”
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 . "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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  "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.
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 "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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Diwali Quotes

There's always something warm and bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheer, that's why, this special greeting comes your way, to wish you all life's best, on Diwali and in the coming year, too.
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Dear all, Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.
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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck
and Fulfills all your
dearest dreams!
Happy Diwali….
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May millions of lamps illuminate ur life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing u and ur family a very
"HAPPY DIWALI"
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It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
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May The Millions Of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless Joy, Love, Prosperity, Health, Wealth And Happiness. Wish U And Your Family A Happy Deepawali…
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 Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, diwali ka Tyoha
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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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