April Fool Quotes

 

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  Dearling,pls attend 2 these 4pple waiting outside 2 C U,they are my colleagues need a permanent home 2 live.there names are peace,joy,health & promotion.  
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  L=Loss
  O=Of
  V=velueble
  E=Education
• This is not SMS, it?s just an April Fool Trick
  Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
  The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
  with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
• This is MAGIC.
  Press down 6times,
  You can See your PHOTO
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  Congrats! You are the First
  April Fool of the year
• 31st March Or 1st april
  Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.
  Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
  Fool Day to the King of Fools..  
• In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
  
  
  APRIL FOOL
• Hi Dear FOOL,
  Wish you a Happy April Fool Day.
  Today is your day.
• He took me from a bar,
  He took me in his car,
  He took my top off,
  He puts his lips on mine,
  but don”t worry,
  “I”m a bottle of wine!”
  April Fools Day!
• If you are in tension,
  If nothing seems right,
  If u find no way out,
  Then just think of me only once,
  I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
• U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
  U know How??
  007 * 60 = 420