Funny Facebook Statuses

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
• Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you’d ordered that.
• Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
• When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
• A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
•  My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said "can you hear me? 

Best Friend Wishes Quots

• May you have all the the answers to the questions posed to you in life or in the exams!
  Best wishes for success and excellence in all your endeavors
• Good friends are like stars.You don’t always see them but they’re always there
• A true friend is one who knows you as a person and regards you for what you are, and doesn't expect you to be anyone but who you choose to be.
• A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire
•  Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever.
• That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart.
• Friendship is the precious gift from god so don't waste it just enjoy it.
• I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
  I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. - See more at: http://dailysmspk.net/best-friends-day-2013-greetings-wishes-sms/#sthash.0gTc5Jbw.dpuf
   I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
  I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
• True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
• One day i may die without saying good bye to you
  But i will never forget to say thank you.
  Becouse you hold the most loveliest part in my life