May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.
To the beautiful couple on this land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
You make me smile, You make. laugh but most of all you make me feel like the most important person in the world
You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend. Happy Anniversary.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Dear Brain. Night time is for sleeping, not solving the world's problems. You understand.
Sun Is Switched Off!Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming!Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.
Wants to buy a microwave bed… 8 hours sleep in 30 minutes would make life so much easier.
Wants to buy a microwave bed… 8 hours sleep in 30 minutes would make life so much easier.
Sleep well, Dream awesome & wake refreshed! Good night to all my friends out in F.B.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
Live your life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift there is nothing small about it”Good Night.
Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day.
Thinks maybe I should go to bed, I'll see you in my dreams.
I so want to receive sms from you in the night with words “sweet dreams, my love.
Dreams visit us when we are asleep,,but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day..& gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!Good Morning.
I woke up this morning and saw a raccoon and a squirrel playing chess on my front porch. Now I know it's gonna be a crazy ass day.
Good morning all.. it’s time to greet the day.. make the best of it come rain or shine.
The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is waiting for you to wake up.wake up and say good morning.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.
May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Morning.
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey
Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING
May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
God wrapped the first Christmas gift. In swaddling clothes. Thank You God for your most precious gift to us all.
May wonderful light of Christmas light in your soul and may love warm your heart and make your dreams come true.
The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, Those gifts are friends, family, kids & the one you love.
For Christmas I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person in the world. On Christmas morning i woke up inside a present.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Christmas as a child - Magical!! Christmas as an adult - Fun!! Christmas watching your child smile for days on end - Priceless!! Merry Christmas to all
Jesus is the reason for the season.
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.
A new year is unfolding, like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
This year is a new chance, start over make mistakes, love new people, and try harder not to take life for granted because you don't know how long you'll have it.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
New Years Resolution: Find out why I really need to keep changing my Name everyday.
Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear, wishing you a very Happy New Year.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New Year is apparently the only feast everyone loves.
Out with the old and in with the new, Happy New Years to you all.
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.
Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
Happy New Year 2013.
It’s time to unfold new pages & start a new chapter in your life because it’s new year.
Happy new year 2012, everybody. Congratulations to the human race for surviving another trip around the sun. Way to go everyone. Big round of applause
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.
New Years Resolution: Spend less time on Facebook
Oh my Dear, Forget your Fear,
Let all your Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in your Ear
Wishing u a very Happy NEW YEAR 2013
May your life someday be as interesting as you make it out to be on Facebook.
I don't hate you but just say if you were on fire and i had a cup of water ill drink it.
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.
I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected.
People change and become what they said it will never be.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
X is making friends and influencing people.
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down.
Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
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