Dirty Facebook Statuses

 

• what did right boob say to the left one - you are my "breast friend".
•  You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
• Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
• My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.
• The next person who tells me to stop acting like a child is getting hit in the face with my yoyo.
• I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
• I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.
• There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
• Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny was taking a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.do
• Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.