Merry Christmas Facebook Statuses

• Whoever said that your slower then Christmas was an idiot, Every year it gets faster and faster!
  
• This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
  
• May your life be colorful magnificent, shimmering and joyful.
  As the Magic of Christmas spreads on you!
  Merry Christmas!
  
• No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send..
  No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A LOVING HEART Saying
  "HAPPY X'MAS"
  
• It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.
  
• you should be extra kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because you never know who will end up being your Secret Santa.
  
• Just finished putting up a windmill on top of the house. It started out as a TV antenna but the wind was blowing and i got tired.
  
• I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it.
  
• Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!