Mothers Day Facebook Status

I Believe in love at first sight, Because I'm loving my mom... Since i opened my eyes.Happy Mother's day

Being a full time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs.....since the payment is pure love.

If my mom can’t find it, nobody can find it. – Happy Mothers Day!

Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.

My mother gave me the greatest gift that they could give and it is called "Life". Happy Mother's Day Mom

When God gave us MOMS, he planted a ROSE in our hearts that will live forever.



Mother’s Love: The greatest unconditional and infinite love we will ever experience.

Holi Facebook Status

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.


Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.


Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship,I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life.Have a colourful holi.
Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.


If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

Let This Festival Burn
All Negativity And Bring Positivity In Life
Celebrate With Vibrant Colors.Happy Holi.

Easter Facebook Status

 As we begin our Easter fun, remember JESUS is the Reason for this season as well.

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.

Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.

Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale.

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter

Anniversary Facebook Status Quotes

May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.

To the beautiful couple on this land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.

May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary. 

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover. 

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

You make me smile, You make. laugh but most of all you make me feel like the most important person in the world 

You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend. Happy Anniversary.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Good Night Facebook Status

Dear Brain. Night time is for sleeping, not solving the world's problems. You understand.

Sun Is Switched Off!Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming!Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

Wants to buy a microwave bed… 8 hours sleep in 30 minutes would make life so much easier.

Wants to buy a microwave bed… 8 hours sleep in 30 minutes would make life so much easier.

Sleep well, Dream awesome & wake refreshed! Good night to all my friends out in F.B.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. 

Live your life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift there is nothing small about it”Good Night.

Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day. 

Thinks maybe I should go to bed, I'll see you in my dreams.

I so want to receive sms from you in the night with words “sweet dreams, my love.

Good Morning Facebook Status

Dreams visit us when we are asleep,,but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day..& gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!Good Morning.

I woke up this morning and saw a raccoon and a squirrel playing chess on my front porch. Now I know it's gonna be a crazy ass day.  

Good morning all.. it’s time to greet the day.. make the best of it come rain or shine.

The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is waiting for you to wake up.wake up and say good morning.

I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.

A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up. 

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.

May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Morning.

Facebook Jokes

Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.

 Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey

Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING