Best Friend Wishes Quots

• May you have all the the answers to the questions posed to you in life or in the exams!
  Best wishes for success and excellence in all your endeavors
• Good friends are like stars.You don’t always see them but they’re always there
• A true friend is one who knows you as a person and regards you for what you are, and doesn't expect you to be anyone but who you choose to be.
• A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire
•  Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever.
• That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart.
• Friendship is the precious gift from god so don't waste it just enjoy it.
• I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
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   I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
  I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
• True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
• One day i may die without saying good bye to you
  But i will never forget to say thank you.
  Becouse you hold the most loveliest part in my life 

Sad Facebook Status Quotes

• says that its not the heartbreak that kills you, the pain comes from all the memories that you have.  
• It's amazing how someone can break your heart but you can love them with all the little pieces.

• Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.
• If someone breaks you as a person, don't worry! Someone else will help you heal. And then they'll break you too. Cruel world. Get used to it.
• Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.
• Don't let the person that left you stop you from finding someone that wants to be with you.
• The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain
•   Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
• going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust :'( 
•   I used to think that worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone. 
• The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. 
• Tears are not a sign of weakness, but of courage. Hiding your emotions is self destructive and will never allow you to heal.
•   Tears are not a sign of weakness, but of courage. Hiding your emotions is self destructive and will never allow you to heal.
• If we are unhappy about how certain people treat us..it isn't their fault..We taught them it was "OK" by simply ALLOWING it to continue more than ONCE!
• You were the last thing I needed in my life. You were completely the wrong person to fall in love with.

Good Morning Wishes Quotes

•   A positive thought in a good morning message can help someone to start the day with a positive hope.
• A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you Today! Good Morning!
• A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving.
• The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow. Don’t give up.
•  Eyes are not meant for tears and Heart is not meant for fear, Never get upset but always cheer.. Because you are the one who can make people smile for years!!!
• The biggest obstacle in our lives are
  the barriers which our mind creates.Start your day with positive thoughts...
  Good Morning.
• A new morning is a blessing of Allah, whether it is sunny or cloudy. Have a nice day. “Good Morning”.
• Every morning I get up & look into list of the richest people in world, If I’m not there, I go to work. Good Morning.
• Every new day welcomes new stage of life but you will enter in this new stage with my best wishes everyday. Good Morning.
• A day gone by is a day that will never come again. Time flies and so does the morning. Wake up, rise and shine. Good morning to you my dear friend.
• An excellent saying
  "The Dream is not what you see in sleep,Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."
  Good morning!!!
• Like the sunshine in the morning, may this brighten your day, and remind you that you're thought of in a very warm way.
• Let me KISS your LIPS,Let me FEEL your TEETH,let me TASTE your TONGUE,this is your friend COLGATE! reminding u 2 brush.GOOD MORNING.
• You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning.
  Get up now and turn ur dream into reality.
  Good Morning!!
• Waves r inspiring,Not becauuse they rise-n-fall;
  But because each time they fall,They never fail to rise again!Hope u rise
  always!Good Morning!

April Fool Quotes

 

• 
  Dearling,pls attend 2 these 4pple waiting outside 2 C U,they are my colleagues need a permanent home 2 live.there names are peace,joy,health & promotion.  
• 
  L=Loss
  O=Of
  V=velueble
  E=Education
• This is not SMS, it?s just an April Fool Trick
  Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
  The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
  with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
• This is MAGIC.
  Press down 6times,
  You can See your PHOTO
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  Congrats! You are the First
  April Fool of the year
• 31st March Or 1st april
  Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.
  Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
  Fool Day to the King of Fools..  
• In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
  
  
  APRIL FOOL
• Hi Dear FOOL,
  Wish you a Happy April Fool Day.
  Today is your day.
• He took me from a bar,
  He took me in his car,
  He took my top off,
  He puts his lips on mine,
  but don”t worry,
  “I”m a bottle of wine!”
  April Fools Day!
• If you are in tension,
  If nothing seems right,
  If u find no way out,
  Then just think of me only once,
  I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
• U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
  U know How??
  007 * 60 = 420
   
   
   

Christmas Quotes

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don't clean it up too quickly.
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 This is Christmas: not the tinsel, not the giving and receiving, not even the carols, but the humble heart that receives anew the wondrous gift, the Christ.
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Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
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May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
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When we have the spirit of Christmas, we remember Him whose birth we commemorate at this season of the year
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 Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.

Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
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 Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!  ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836
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 “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
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Funny Quotes

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: “Awww”
Girl: and s4?? . .Salesman: “Awww” + “Awww”
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I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
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Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
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Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey 

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

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You are my guide,
Correcting my mistakes,
Teaching me values, And a lot of good care.
 feet tall.”
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 . "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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  "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.
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 "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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Diwali Quotes

There's always something warm and bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheer, that's why, this special greeting comes your way, to wish you all life's best, on Diwali and in the coming year, too.
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Dear all, Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.
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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck
and Fulfills all your
dearest dreams!
Happy Diwali….
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May millions of lamps illuminate ur life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing u and ur family a very
"HAPPY DIWALI"
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It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
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May The Millions Of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless Joy, Love, Prosperity, Health, Wealth And Happiness. Wish U And Your Family A Happy Deepawali…
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 Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, diwali ka Tyoha
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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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